Wedding Horror Stories – Look Away!

 

 

 

If you’re into horror movies and you’re planning a wedding, this might be just the article for you. However, if you’re trying to keep calm, stop reading now!

These wedding horror stories from Reddit will chill you to the bone, but on the bright side, will make you feel good about any small thing that goes wrong on the day…

Flash Floods

“My wedding was set. I checked every weather report for the area going back five years. It had not rained on that date for all five of those years. Just in case, I decided to have my wedding at a golf course inside the ballroom.”

“We had family and friends from Italy, China, the Philippines, and Romania fly in for our wedding in Salt Lake [City]. Then it began to rain.”

“We were thanking our lucky stars we had planned on having it inside. However, halfway through dinner it begins to hail. Hail the size of golf balls fell and dented cars, cracked windshields, and brought everyone on the patio inside.”

“We were in the middle of cutting the cake when the police came into the venue and had to evacuate our wedding because there were flash floods. Flash floods had wiped out the roads.”

“We had to pick up multiple people who were broken down on the side of the road because they didn’t fill up their cars and there were absolutely no gas stations.”

“Oh, and to top it all off, my ex-boyfriend showed up to crash my wedding and had sex with one of my bridesmaids in the venue bathroom before it was evacuated. The venue flooded a few hours after our evacuation.” – Sweat-It-Out

Cheating Groom

“My sister brought a strange girl with her that I didn’t know to my wedding; she didn’t ask if this was okay, just seemed to be pleased that a girl was hotter than me and showing me up.”

“The girl showed up at the reception, then proceeded to dance and gyrate with my new husband. I asked him to stop, but he said, no, he doesn’t want to dance with me and was grabbing her bum. I cried alone in the loo for 30 minutes.”

“Then our cab came to take us to our hotel and I was looking longingly at my dad in hope he would notice how sad I am. I couldn’t speak and was so humiliated. I then got completely drunk in the hotel bar at midnight, in my huge dress, telling all women never to get married.”

“To top it off, I couldn’t undo my dress or get my hair undone. I woke up to piles of hair on the floor I’d ripped out, a giant puff of ripped, white fabric, my wedding ring in the bath, and my jewelry broken. Nine missed calls and a missed flight to our honeymoon.” – Hulabalulabop

Protective Groom

This one has got to be one of the nicest wedding horror stories…

“A friend of the bride and groom at this wedding I went to was their photographer. He got punched in the face by the groom because the groom decided that the photographer was ‘taking too many photos of the bride.’ Weddings seem to bring out the worst in humanity.” – BANNEDFROMALAMO
Messy Dress

And last but not least, the reason for not inviting children to your wedding!

 “I was at a friend’s wedding reception and we’re having a good time dancing. A different friend’s kid (maybe 5 or 6 years old) was hiding under a table while his parents were getting very very drunk and ignoring him.”

“The kid then starts running and laughing through the dance floor, and I see him wipe something that looks like chocolate on the BRIDE’S dress. She’s mortified, and everybody stops dancing. It was poo. He had pooed into his hand and wiped it on people.  Years later, my wedding was child-free.” — brujahbattalion

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